its rather interesting. read read! :D
rae1: ai. np seniors not cute one
rae2: yeah. i agree. but then you didn't see the whole student population what
rae1: true. but i want keong lah
rae2: didn't may say that there's a girl in np that looks like keong?
rae1: yeah. but then it's a GIRL!!!
rae2: so? be les lah. or bi. then can join BInation
rae1: choy! no way man. BInation is cool. don't need me. :)
rae2: hehe. yeah. who wants you right?
rae1: hey, how can my own mind be so mean to me???
rae2: ok ok. :) whee! they're playing the geek in the pink
rae1: but 'i' digress
rae2: but i don't care what you think about me...
rae1: hello... can we please focus? on me please?
rae2: hey yan hong, when you gave that piece of advice, did it usually end like this? a schizophrenic mind?
rae1: what were we talking about
rae2: my favourite part: i can save you from.. an original dum dum! :D
rae1: hey... how dare you interrupt me?
rae3: you guys are damn noisy you know.
rae2: hey! new person! what's your name?
rae1: oi. rae2. rae3 is not a new person lah.
rae2: huh? then who is rae3?
rae3: i'm the third part of your brain stupid!
rae2: eh! rae3 insulted me!
rae1: hmm. if rae3 insulted rae2 and rae1, rae2 and rae3 are the same person, doesn't that mean that i just insulted myself?
rae2: I MISS KEONG!!!
rae1: that was random.
rae2: don't tell me you don't miss him!
rae1: i do! wah... I MISS KEONG TOO! i want keong. :'(
rae2: :"(
rae1: :"'(
rae2: -.-" so sian. i don't do anymore.
rae1: dang. i think i shall turn les.
rae2: didn't we talk about that already?
rae1: lemme ask you, when was the last time you went on a date
rae2: NEVER!
rae1: exactly. i think it would be easier if we went les.
rae2: what's all this 'we' business? you're on your own pal.
rae1: sigh... you know, i dreamt that jeremy chua saved me from an aeroplane crash. he got 2 parachutes and he gave me one. he could have easily given it to anyone else but he chose to give it to me. so sweet right?
rae2: and what, you're going to fall in love with him because of your dream? just remember that he wasn't that friendly to you in school.
rae1: yeah, true. he was REALLY friendly to yan hong and fanny right?
rae2: damn him lah. he should date within his league. like that cha bo girl from a2 or that bitch named tiara (what a stoopid name). or maybe veron!
rae1: or maybe "she who shall not be named"
rae2: who? is it zash?
rae1: i told you cannot say her name anymore! aiyah.
rae2: what did keong see in her anyway? big fake boobs? nice long legs? or the fact that she was also half chinese half malay
rae1: damn. i'm not sure. but her boobs are real. they jiggle when she runs. haha! and she's short what. what long legs?
rae2: why the beep are you looking at her boobs?!
rae1: eye level what.
rae2: i like keong hot and sweaty! :)
rae1: me too! i love the way he prepares to jump for sjb. so cute!
rae2: yeah! and that time he was running. damn, i could have wet myself!
rae1: oh yah. watching keong run is like a guy watching pam anderson run in baywatch. ok maybe not. but quite close right?
rae2: uh huh. and i love the way he walks.
rae1: not really. he walks like he owns the place. so ego.
rae2: at least not as bad as wei yew lor.
rae1: oh yeah. wei yew is so much worse. why do we always fall in love with egomaniacs?
rae2: i agree. like 'him'-> so ego. then keong-> quite ego. wei yew-> so super ego.
rae1: keong calls himself king keong! and at first i thought it was a play on king kong. but it turns out, he really sees himself as king!
rae2: how you know?
rae1: because that time i was looking for "innocent-starr" then i found riyah-starr. and she had testimonial from keong lor. and it said "by royal decree of king keong"
rae2: i want a royal decree too!
rae1: keong likes campus superstar you know
rae2: i know! he likes yvonne! that girl from tkgs.
rae1: hey. that mgs girl cuter lah. so much more personality too!
rae2: what mg girl?
rae1: me!!! i'm from a campus, i'm kinda like a superstar...
rae2: oh. so lame can.
rae1: have you realised something? we speak like a1.
rae2: yeah. like "lol please" and "so lame can" and "i like"
rae1: ok. maybe not.
rae2: i'm tired.
rae1: me too.
rae2: i feel better though.
rae1: yeah. this really worked! see you tomorrow!
rae2: you too! bye!